Survivor 51 · The Open Era

The Probst Roaster

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Tribal Council · Season 51

Castaway wants everyone to know they are playing hard. The scoreboard would like a word.

The tribe has spoken.

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Real burns, as aired

37 things Jeff Probst actually said to real players, with the season and the moment. The bot above is doing an impression of these.

  • “Which one?”

    S6Heidi Strobel· The Amazon

    After Heidi named her two strongest assets at Tribal Council: athletic ability and intelligence.

  • “In the future, write a name down. No more nicknames.”

    S5Clay Jordan· Thailand

    Clay wrote "Goodbye Denver Diva" on his parchment instead of a name.

  • “Dan is… wrong… again!”

    S30Dan Foley· Worlds Apart

    Called out across the water while Dan worked the puzzle, repeatedly.

  • “Rupert, you're part of the problem!”

    S20Rupert Boneham· Heroes vs. Villains

    Rupert explained at Tribal Council how his tribe kept avoiding Tribal Council.

  • “Troyzan, not even close — the men continue to be pathetic in this challenge.”

    S24Troyzan Robertson· One World

    Mid-challenge, after another missed attempt by the men.

  • “Phillip, did you have a collision with a hawk?”

    S22Phillip Sheppard· Redemption Island

    Phillip arrived at the challenge wearing a feather around his head.

  • “Benry with the ceremonial loser dismount.”

    S21Benry Henry· Nicaragua

    Benry backflipped off a puzzle piece immediately after losing immunity.

  • “Terry, like the guy at a party that no one will talk to, waiting for an invitation to dance.”

    S31Terry Deitz· Cambodia

    Blindfolded challenge commentary, while Terry stood alone waiting for a call.

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